Aug
2008
A bunch!
August 27th, 2008 at 10:28 am by Teh James, Savvy?“I was offline a bunch of the day.”
What? Seriuosly, what? I do not understand your speach, it is flawed. You are not worthy of my help. I will instead listen to The Tubes: The Completion Backwards Principle and imagine myself in the lead characters position in the song Mr. Hate.
I’m searching for a job, I need another job soon. Maybe I should do direct sales for insight?
Aug
2008
This ain’t fucking art
August 25th, 2008 at 09:59 am by Teh James, Savvy?Dear digital camera connoisseur,
The picture of your girlfriend looking at you with that slightly seductive gleen of “I’ma gonna suck yer dick in this ‘ere car fo realz nucca, a-yuka hehe,” is not art. Especially if you leave the damned time-stamp on the picture. I take better pictures of a cat being cute while I’m on the crapper than you could in 10 years with professional photography lessons.
You!! Yes you, with the cute kids picture that looks very “artistic,” please, for the love of God, learn how to disable your fucking time stamp. This would’ve been a great picture if it wasn’t for that. I hate you. Your professionalism is lacking, and I will never hire, or recomend your services to anyone.
Lastly, just because you buy a digital camera, it does not mean you have free reign to call yourself a photographer and enter your shit everywhere, and also, your mom biatch.
Ps, these were entered in the Kentucky State Fair Arts Category, lol’ed.
Aug
2008
Parking is hard
August 20th, 2008 at 12:55 pm by Teh James, Savvy?How the heck did you get a license Mr. Hummer H2? A bigger vehicle does not give you permission to park all willy nilly and taking up multiple parking spots, just means you feel bigger in your pants. Yes, even if you’re a girl, your clitoris will feel bigger, but it’s really the size of a spec of dust and this big car won’t improve your little penis.
On to other news, I am apperantely getting back in the good graces at work, they have me doing escalated callbacks on homenetworking customers. In other words, person can’t get to us for some reason, and I get their info by email and call them back for support.
Aug
2008
Shawn and Michael, kissin…
August 20th, 2008 at 10:33 am by Teh James, Savvy?Gooooooooooooooold!!!
Congratulations Shawn Johnson, and Michael Phelps. Oh, and everyone else as well, kinda hard to know your names since every “Major” news report I read or see/hear, only report on you two, cause you are the pretty ones.
Nastia just has a funny name.
Aug
2008
Stark?
August 19th, 2008 at 10:01 pm by Teh James, Savvy?NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Aug
2008
UK Devil!
August 19th, 2008 at 08:26 pm by Teh James, Savvy?The devil goes to UofK! Proof is in the license plate pictured below…
Aug
2008
6 Months?
August 16th, 2008 at 08:52 am by Teh James, Savvy?Oh Early Show, repeater of falsehoods and lies, this is not an example of a 6 month old air filter on a car. The only way an air filter will look like that is if there is a major oil leak going into it, or your air intake is permenantly attatched to a coal mine vent shaft.
People, please, when you check your air filter, shake it, look at it and feel around it’s edges. If dirt and grime fall out, if it’s discolored severely or if it’s rubber seal is coming apart after just 6 months, change it, and then get your car seriously checked out. I say this because unless you’re driving a police car or offroading, there is no reason your air filter should look like this. If it is this bad, then you drive like an idiot or your car is having major issues.
Aug
2008
Ps
August 14th, 2008 at 07:04 pm by Teh James, Savvy?Over the weekend, there will be a slight tweak to the site. Producing a frontpage to choose either the blog or my live/archived broadcasts, rock on.
Aug
2008
Ahhhh!!
August 14th, 2008 at 06:50 pm by Teh James, Savvy?So here I am, charging my iPhone in the car while listening to bluegrass on XM. Nothing else really going on, but I do have a scary Slipknot mask in my car and I’m going to ride my dads bicycle here in a bit. Ideal hands don’t lead to the devils work, no sir, not in the least. They lead to blogging.
Aug
2008
Test
August 14th, 2008 at 08:20 am by Teh James, Savvy?Testy test test. For some reason the 2.0.1 iPhone update fubarred my wordpress app. I had to go to the default theme and disable all plugins to get it to work. I tested it with iPhone 2.0 prior to doing this change and all was fine, something about apples attempt at stopping jailbroken and unlocked phones messes up the wordpress app. Oh well, back to Qikking.












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