Then you move out of your parents home into an apartment where you have no grass to worry about. After a few/several years pass you buy a house with a yard you gotta mow yourself. You think “Man, this ain’t as easy as it used to be!” That 88 degrees used to be a walk in the park, now its giving you a heat stroke and giving you attacks of the heart.

Yeah, you remember that now and curse the day you chose not to buy a riding lawnmower with a fan and a cooler and two cup holders.

Did you know that I’ve only had about 4 hours of sleep? I know! It’s amazing. This kind of happens when you get off work at 2 am, have nothing to do in the dead of the night and don’t actually get to bed until 6 am because you watched infomercials.

My math is wrong Noon? No way man, I’m certain it’s four hours I get because you see my wife wakes up around 7:45-8am to go to work and it wakes me up for about an hour. The other hour I lose? Well that’s because I wake up at 11am and lay in bed until you come to greet me Mr. Noon.

Really? Yeah I’ve tried that, I just can’t sleep past noon at the latest, too bright and the cats and dogs know they need to be petted. Yes they do, have youu ever had a herd of cats? When they’re up, thay are fracking up and will not let you do anything else cause it’s their time.

Well I do suppose it is about that time that I roll out of bed and take a shower and start working on the pool to ensure its consistently clean. I’ll talk with you again tomorrow Noon, when I head out to turn in my Golden Pegasus Pin, until then au revior!