Archive for March, 2008

Booyah, Cryme Tyme is back bitches!

Tsali Wasituna

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So you’re strolling along in your hike in the woods, when suddenly your MP3 player dies on you! OH NOES! What to do what to do? You didn’t pack any extra batteries, and there isn’t an outlet around for miles (that you’re aware of, cause the Reptoids totally won’t let you use theirs) that you can just jack in to.

Well fret no more friends, because there is The Cranking MP3 Player from Thanko. When your 5 kilometer hike is dead in the water because you forgot to charge the great Beegees and Abba collection on your mp3 player, whip this bad boy out and crank it for 1 minute to get an additional 10 minutes of ch00ns.

Just don’t get caught cranking your player in public. Children and parents don’t want to see that.

Tsali Wasituna

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So some smart hackers were able to charge other people’s accounts for games they wanted, but weren’t smart enough to get te peoples credit card numbers et al.

From Akihabara News.com.

Tsali Wasituna

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In your article about the cold and wet and wind, you state that Louisville wouldn’t want to see your downtown in that wrap skirt after a strong gust of wind. Personally, I wouldn’t mind seeing your downtown and wet turf. We could turn you into our own Louisville branded Paris Hilton-esque socialite, replete with pantie and crotch shots in situations where we know you knew better than to wear this or that.

Now, speaking as the caffeine free God that I am, caffeine free diet coke is good. Caffeine is very bad for the human body, and if you go more than a couple days without it, your body will tear you apart. Fight the urge! Once you’re caffeine free, you will feel healthier, lose weight, be happier, wake up on time and not feel groggy, etc.. Just Say No!

Finally, Ms. Keane, again I would like to re-iterate that yes please, I would like to see your downtown and wet turf, you can send pictures to wasituna+erin@gmail.com and I promise I won’t expose you to the world, until you are as famous as at least Larry Birkhead, pre-Danilyn, and I can make money off it, kthxbaizors!

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So, from a friend who ran into Amanda so very recently, it is discovered that she is still talking smack about me, saying I did things with a girl who I worked with, who was seeing someone else who we worked with at the same time. I’m not truly fond of threesomes honestly.

1. Amanda and I had split up by the time this supposedly happened but still lived together, and she was out doing her thing and coming home late at night, coked up on God knows what.
2. Ashley was dating Chris at the time this all supposedly happened, and he was playing games with me on some instant messaging programs, mocking me, threatening to kill me on his xanga site, and I still have those chats saved somewhere with date and time stamps.
3. I never did anything with anyone while with Amanda, even when we broke it off. Unlike her, who was jobless most the time, not home a lot of the time I was, and I even found strange people sleeping on the couch some nights when I’d get home from working two full time jobs, while she was sleeping naked in the bed with the door wide open.
4. I couldn’t afford to do things with other people, as I was paying the rent and all the bills.
5. If Amanda is so happy with her apparent new Fiancee, then why does she feel the need to still go on about me, The Great and Powerful The James?
6. Never trust a natural red-head.
7. Blonds really are much more fun.
8. FSM commands thee.
9. Ann Coulter is a freaking alien.
10. Your mom.

Thanks for your time, now you may go back to reading your Easter Sunday feeds in your underoos.

Tsali Wasituna

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Dad is out of the hospital, I’m back, my phone is still dead, rant to follow in a minute.<

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I’ll be gone for a while, my dad is in the hospital.

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Okay, so check it, here’s my update of life in general in the past whatever.

Moved to VAS on October 9th, Married Norma Dillow on October 31st, Went on vacation at our place on December 30th-January 6th, Purchased a new domain on January 22nd, Got the Flu on Febuary 17th, Returned to work on March 2nd.

That’s about it, yip.

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This is a decent site for what’s going on in and around Louisville.

http://www.consuminglouisville.com/

Check it out fools.

Tsali Wasituna

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