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29
Apr
2010

Oh, why hello there 12:00 pm, how are you? I’m fine here thanks for asking.

Did you know that I’ve only had about 4 hours of sleep? I know! It’s amazing. This kind of happens when you get off work at 2 am, have nothing to do in the dead of the night and don’t actually get to bed until 6 am because you watched infomercials.

My math is wrong Noon? No way man, I’m certain it’s four hours I get because you see my wife wakes up around 7:45-8am to go to work and it wakes me up for about an hour. The other hour I lose? Well that’s because I wake up at 11am and lay in bed until you come to greet me Mr. Noon.

Really? Yeah I’ve tried that, I just can’t sleep past noon at the latest, too bright and the cats and dogs know they need to be petted. Yes they do, have youu ever had a herd of cats? When they’re up, thay are fracking up and will not let you do anything else cause it’s their time.

Well I do suppose it is about that time that I roll out of bed and take a shower and start working on the pool to ensure its consistently clean. I’ll talk with you again tomorrow Noon, when I head out to turn in my Golden Pegasus Pin, until then au revior!

Tsali Wasituna

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18
May
2008

Oh yes, you can never have too much fire.

I wants marshmallows..

http://public.fotki.com/tsali/2008/bonfire/

My father came down to Burkesville with Norma and I to meet her parents. All went well. We burned a decently sized bonfire full of Cedar. In addition, my father had a chance to shoot an AK-47, and partake in the beauty that is the Undiscovered Country. After actually spending time in such desolate (1,200 people as of the 2000 census) farmland, good ole’ boy country, my father has determined that he may not actually like to live in an area where you can’t see your neighbor a mile away. Myself on the other hand, oh glorious primary source of randomness on this website, would very much like to live that way. Once a month trip to town to obtain goods, food et al, rest of the time spent on the farm with my wife, dogs, cats, wildlife and land. It’s all a matter of living simply and within ones means. I can do this, contrary to popular belief.

I am more at home in the words, on a farm, growing my own things, than I am driving to work four to five times a week listening to people go on about some worthless want, rather than an absolute necessity. It’s not that I don’t like technology and gadgets and human advancement, but more like there is an extreme concern over humanity’s inability to survive without it.

Do you know how to build a lean-to in a rainstorm and make it stable enough to stave off the winds and have it built in a proper direction for maximum protection, with only trees, branches, and brush laying around? No tools, just you and your bare hands, tennis shoes in a muddy forest. How are you going to obtain sustenance? Drinkable water? Do you even know what would happen to you if you ate only the meat from a rabbit that you lucked into catching, instead of eating everything from it; intestines, eyes, bone marrow? Protein poisoning is what you’ll get, rabbit meat is so lean that your body will begin absorbing itself to get other nutrients and fats that it needs, making you very ill and eventually collapsing and dieing, only a mere mile from humanity.

Maybe you should get together with some of your buddies, and go on a camping trip, and learn how to survive in the wild. Learn to canoe or kayak & how to properly set up camp. Do you know why you set up on a higher plain than a lower one? In case of rain, the lower camp will be more likely to flood than the higher one. I have known people who have died from camping on the river front because it was pretty, but while they were sleeping, a rain storm up the river, (which they ignored thinking the rain wouldn’t affect them) caused it to sweep their tents away. The children were saved, but their father drowned rescuing them.

So, long story short, look at the bonfire pictures and enjoy things burning.

Tsali Wasituna

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26
May
2007

How not to pack a Plasma TV for shipping

Seriously, this is how you should not pack a flatscreen plasma for shipping to a store. Rock!

Getting ready to go Hearse shopping with my dad today in Cincinatti, nothing else really of interest to post here this morning. Jolt Cola Cherry Bomb is pretty good. I would like someone to hire me out to do a photoshoot of some sorts, or offer to buy some prints of things I’ve already done. Hunter S. Thompson (Ferrer) and Morgan (Cat) are getting along pretty well, no viscious knockdown fights or anything, occasional smacking of the faces and that’s about all.

Signed up through Feedburner, just need to add the linkage over there –> to the side at some point when I feel industrious enough to.

Man, wish there was more to say this morning, nothing interesting at work happened. I have a 9 minute handle time with 20% close rate on sales and 100 compliance with 99.99% efficiency, yet the Lead Group didn’t want me because my close rate and QA scores weren’t 100% to par the last couple months? Knowing I was working in a group that wouldn’t exist anymore past the end of May? Can we say Lame? Oh well, hopefully before too long I will be off the phones, not assisting in hard issues that seem impossible to overcome.

Well, out to Cincy now, peace ya’ll!

Tsali Wasituna

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15
May
2007

So, I decree this morning, that everyone shall check out http://icanhascheezburger.com for your daily (and then some) dosage of LOLCATZ/Cat Macros.

Tsali Wasituna

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