So, from a friend who ran into Amanda so very recently, it is discovered that she is still talking smack about me, saying I did things with a girl who I worked with, who was seeing someone else who we worked with at the same time. I’m not truly fond of threesomes honestly.

1. Amanda and I had split up by the time this supposedly happened but still lived together, and she was out doing her thing and coming home late at night, coked up on God knows what.
2. Ashley was dating Chris at the time this all supposedly happened, and he was playing games with me on some instant messaging programs, mocking me, threatening to kill me on his xanga site, and I still have those chats saved somewhere with date and time stamps.
3. I never did anything with anyone while with Amanda, even when we broke it off. Unlike her, who was jobless most the time, not home a lot of the time I was, and I even found strange people sleeping on the couch some nights when I’d get home from working two full time jobs, while she was sleeping naked in the bed with the door wide open.
4. I couldn’t afford to do things with other people, as I was paying the rent and all the bills.
5. If Amanda is so happy with her apparent new Fiancee, then why does she feel the need to still go on about me, The Great and Powerful The James?
6. Never trust a natural red-head.
7. Blonds really are much more fun.
8. FSM commands thee.
9. Ann Coulter is a freaking alien.
10. Your mom.

Thanks for your time, now you may go back to reading your Easter Sunday feeds in your underoos.

Tsali Wasituna

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Below is a conversation I just had with someone on Yahoo, no idea what their goal or issue is, but I find it funna! By the way, don’t take anything I say in here too seriously, it may or may not be how I honestly think. I was just trying my best to set them up for some odd scientific rambling on at some point. Oh, and check out some of the bad spelling on “her” part.

Katie Davis: hey~

Wasituna: heya hiya

Katie Davis: how are ya?

Wasituna: not too bad, just off work, how bout yourself?

Katie Davis: doing good,my sister,her fiance and her fiances dadis gonna try to attempt a threesome.

Wasituna: interesting, sounds like fun

Katie Davis: this is the 2nd wildest thing she has done sexually

Wasituna: oh? what’s the first wildest thing, cause this is definitely kinky

Katie Davis: the other time was when me,her an ex b/f of hers where sitting in the back seat of my parents care(like 4 years ago) and my parents were up froont and we were going to the beach and her b/f unzipped his pants took his thing out and she puled the back of her shorts don ust enough andsat on his lap and they sat ther elike that for a good 30 minutes and then i heard him let out a lil groan for a sec.then she got up pulled the back of her short back up and he tucked in his dick zipped up and done

Wasituna: cool, that is hot, what brought about this threesome idea?

Katie Davis: yeah,lol her fiance wanted a threesome and she said the only way she’ll have one is if his dad was the other guy so her fiance told her he’ll go along with it if i (me) just sat here looking purdy and watched,lol so now the deal is since her fiance and his dad feel really weird and ackward bout it,she is taing her clothes off and told them she sit there for bout 10-15 minutes to see if they get horny enough to maybe attempt it and if not then at least they tried and her get her clothes back on

Wasituna: cool, video and pictures would make it a lot more fun and interesting

Katie Davis: she just got finished undressing and sitting there butt naked so i guess just wait and see if her fiance and his dad get in the mood enough

Katie Davis: those are of my sister

Wasituna: definitely hot, i’d agree to the threesome myself with a hottie like her

Katie Davis: so far her fiances dad is hard,just waiting for her fiance to get hard

Wasituna: lol

Katie Davis: i can’t believe i gotta watch my own sister get nailed by her fiance and his dad,lol

Katie Davis: i can tel the dad is gonna be a wuicky

Katie Davis: quicky

Wasituna: too bad, I’d love to make it last all night long with a bod like that

Katie Davis: well,looks like the threesome is gonna work,her fiance is pithing a tent

Wasituna: good, too bad there isn’t a camera to watch all this with, that’d be sexy and fun. If his dad doesn’t last long, maybe you should get in there to take his place?

Katie Davis: yeah they are getting undressed,(fiance and dad) the deal is the dad goes first wit her while her fiance watches then after he finishes her fiance goes.they asked her bout the chances of pregnancy and they wanna risk it

Wasituna: kinky, I’d do it, nothing like a good cream-pie fucking

Katie Davis: her fiance was like dad ur willing to let my dad cum all up in that pusy of yours and kayla said hell yeah might as well enjoy it that and were trying to start a family any so ..

Katie Davis: i think her fiances dad is gonna enjoy her she is sitting on the couch and he is on his knees on the floor licking her pussy

Wasituna: sound arguement

Katie Davis: so, i guess the deal is since her fiance and her are trying to start a family just have fun starting it and not worry who’s cum goes in there

Katie Davis: his dad just told her,damni can see why my son wants to marry ya,if you two were’nt daing i would wanna get involved with ya and she said to her fiances dad well,if the marriage does’nt work between me and ur on i’l date you

Wasituna: lol, that’s funny, I can’t blame him though, i’d date my sons ex-wife in a heartbeat, and I guess cumming in what I’m sure is a tight lil pussy on her shouldn’t really matter then would it? After all it’ll be the same base DNA any way, 25% guaranteed match in the sperm, 79% of the total DNA would be coming form the mother side anyway during the gestation period. It’d be really hot if you got down there a licked the cum out of her after they came

Katie Davis: yeah…

Tsali Wasituna

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Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
james james james
dont look at this chat
omg
look at the customer!
LOOK HIM IN THE EYES
AHHH
stop
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
what no!
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
you’re distracted!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I hate loooking at customers
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
QA!!! QAAA!!!
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
I’m beyond distratced by your bad hair
Truman, Jake A [7:33 PM]:
*GASP&*
*WHEEZE*
*DIE*
Washington, James R [7:33 PM]:
/smack
with a large trout
Truman, Jake A [7:34 PM]:
/keelover
with a large thump
Washington, James R [7:35 PM]:
/shoot with a flashlight burning laser of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Truman, Jake A [7:35 PM]:
/dang
Washington, James R [7:58 PM]:
hey, quick, give me something I can throw at you
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
Will you buy a couple beach balls for us?
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:25 PM]:
we so need them
Truman, Jake A [8:25 PM]:
are we gonna start a team amsters volleyball league?
masters*
Washington, James R [8:27 PM]:
yes.
yes we are.
Truman, Jake A [8:27 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
I just told Amy as such
Truman, Jake A [8:28 PM]:
lol
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
Masters, Amy [8:28 PM]:
We can do that. IF we get balls for it that can’t damage monitors, other hardware… people…
Washington, James R [8:28 PM]:
Think we can get howard to build us a volleyball sand box by the generator to accompany the super gym?
Masters, Amy [8:29 PM]:
Only if people agree not to wear underwear in there… or had you heard about that e-mail?
Washington, James R [8:29 PM]:
I… had not heard about that one…
Masters, Amy [8:30 PM]:
There was a female here who was working out in just a pair of shorts and a sport bra in there. Someone complained. So Howard sent an e-mail out forbidding people to wear underwear in the workout room.
Go commando or go home!
Truman, Jake A [8:45 PM]:
rofl
Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
I don’t see you rolling on the floor
but at least you’re laughing…
Truman, Jake A [8:46 PM]:
you missed it
i roll quickly
Washington, James R [8:47 PM]:
oh, dang
that’s it, I’ma installing my own spy cams in here.
Truman, Jake A [8:47 PM]:
roll quickly, laugh quietly, that’s my motto
just use the cameras that are already here
itll be great

Tsali Wasituna

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Don’t have much time, leaving for work right now, but these are pretty damn funny!

Tsali Wasituna

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