Much much worse.

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I’m sick and tired of wannabe Cherokee’s.

Tsali Wasituna was not a person.

Tsali and Wasituna were.

Wasituna was Tsali’s son, whose name became Americanized into Washington.

Re: Stupid MySpace girl

Learn the facts before you post stupid stuff.

I was going to message this person politely and advise them of their error, but their profile won’t even let you send a message without being a friend. That is stupid, what the hell is the point of having a MySpace if you lock it down so that only people who know your last name or email address can message yo on there? Wouldn’t it just be simpler to have people email you?

No, because of your self Pius-ness, you made me come here and rant and be angry! ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY!!! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! *RIPS SHIRT*

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to head back to macking on stupid born again christians.

Tsali Wasituna

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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike I wan to ride my bicycle, anywhere I’d like.

Bicycle riding in the Winter months isn’t that easy. Your tires go flat quicker, the ride is much colder, available safe daylight hours are less and the roads tend to be slicker.

Sure, I can throw on my long johns and South Pole jacket, ride in the early afternoon and get some Winter tires, but that doesn’t address the safety concerns of dealing with Winter driving idiots. The ones who, at the slightest hint of snow, rush the market for bread and milk and drive 15 miles under the speed limit there. Avoiding these fucktards is pretty damn difficult when your going along on the shoulder/side road at 15-20 mph and the decide that they can’t see you and run you off the road. Yeah, they couldn’t see the flashing red and white side lights, the flashing red tail light and the car halogen head light, along with the orange and green reflective tape on the jacket pants and shoes. Nope no way I’d stand out like that, especially as I dive head first into an embankment because you were too busy talking of your cellphone in your soccer mom minivan.

Seriously, the scariest thing I have ever fucking seen on the road was a soccer mom in a minivan/SUV talking on her cellphone changing lanes without signaling and cutting people off because she is soooo much better at multi-tasking than a man is. Bitch get off your high horse and stop running me off the road!!

Based on a true story of a soccer mom in a Ford Expedition complete with soccer ball in back and soccer stickers on the hatch, who ran me off the road on my Schwinn.

Secondly, save Otter Creek Park, the only safe place in the metro area to ride my bike.

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Moved desks today and look at what was found? That’s right, proof their sole intention was just to get me fired, no matter the cost, even if they had to falsify information. I’m going to HR with this tomorrow in the hopes of getting my final removed. Soooi, in closing, fuck you Tina Roberts (and your little minion,) right up your goat ass.

Ps. Anything said in this post can not be repeated or submitted or shown to any third parties in any way, failure to comply with this will subjugate you to a lawsuit and further scrutiny. Blogs are protected under the first admendment so long as it isn’t slander or defemation of character.

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“I was offline a bunch of the day.”

What? Seriuosly, what? I do not understand your speach, it is flawed. You are not worthy of my help. I will instead listen to The Tubes: The Completion Backwards Principle and imagine myself in the lead characters position in the song Mr. Hate.

I’m searching for a job, I need another job soon. Maybe I should do direct sales for insight?

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Dear digital camera connoisseur,

The picture of your girlfriend looking at you with that slightly seductive gleen of “I’ma gonna suck yer dick in this ‘ere car fo realz nucca, a-yuka hehe,” is not art. Especially if you leave the damned time-stamp on the picture. I take better pictures of a cat being cute while I’m on the crapper than you could in 10 years with professional photography lessons.

You!! Yes you, with the cute kids picture that looks very “artistic,” please, for the love of God, learn how to disable your fucking time stamp. This would’ve been a great picture if it wasn’t for that. I hate you. Your professionalism is lacking, and I will never hire, or recomend your services to anyone.

Lastly, just because you buy a digital camera, it does not mean you have free reign to call yourself a photographer and enter your shit everywhere, and also, your mom biatch.

Ps, these were entered in the Kentucky State Fair Arts Category, lol’ed.

Tsali Wasituna

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How the heck did you get a license Mr. Hummer H2? A bigger vehicle does not give you permission to park all willy nilly and taking up multiple parking spots, just means you feel bigger in your pants. Yes, even if you’re a girl, your clitoris will feel bigger, but it’s really the size of a spec of dust and this big car won’t improve your little penis.

On to other news, I am apperantely getting back in the good graces at work, they have me doing escalated callbacks on homenetworking customers. In other words, person can’t get to us for some reason, and I get their info by email and call them back for support.

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“It never did this before when I had AT&T”

Well, did you ever think maybe that means their program was ineffective at protecting your pc? Their program was allowing all these connections to take place without warning you, but now with ours, asking if you want to allow or deny “iexplore.exe” and you click deny, you call me up to complain that you can’t get online? I feel absolutely no sympathy for you click happy sheep.

“But SBC did all of this for me!”

What you’re asking me to do is akin to having a certified brakeline technician install your fuel injectors. I, flatout, will not do this.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must prepare for the “Family Fun Fair” in an hour at EP Tom Sawyer Park.

Tsali Wasituna

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1. Don’t get this close to a bear.
2. Don’t leave food in your car.
3. Don’t leave your windows cracked, no matter how hot it is, when there are bears around, especially if you have food in your car.
4. Don’t get this close to a bear.
5. Repeat, don’t get this close to a bear.
6. Bears are adorable as they’re mauling your face off.
7. Bears have ten times the strength the average human has.
8. Don’t feed the bears.
9. Do not approach the bears.
10. Do not get this freaking close to a bear.

Lastly, if you do not know how to interact with wildlife because everything you do is sit in front of a computer, watch TV, go out drinking with people at the bar, and the closest you get to nature is your pet cat and the bird it just ate, do not go on a camping trip ever. You Will Die.

“But James, I learned how to interact with animals by playing games on my computer and on the Wii Petz games”

No! Go back into your home and cry yourself to sleep because I am sorry to break it to you, you will not survive an encounter with a bear.

“But, but James, I went on family camping trips when I was younger and I know I can handle myself in the wild.”

What do you do with your food at a camp site?

“Tie it up real good and keep it in the car or in the corner of the tent.”

NO! WRONG! YOU DIED BY A COUGAR! Correct answer is, you tie it up as best you can to help avoid any smells leaking away, then you hang it as high as you can from a tree. Doing this means the smell won’t permeate the ground area surrounding your campsite as well & if an animal does come along, then it’ll be focused on the bag hanging up that it can’t reach. It will try a few attempts at it, and eventually give up and move along, but if you leave it in your car or laying around, it’ll rip it to shreds & then begin looking around for more possible food you left laying around.

“Oh, they bears won’t get me, I’m camping on an established campground and there is a gas station and restaurant less than 50 yards from me.”

I bet you don’t even know what a yard is, much less how far those places really are from you. In addition, those places have food and people, and bears know people have food and that these buildings have food as well. Thusly so, it is all the more likely you’ll encounter a bear at this camp site than if you were camping 5 miles away from civilization.

If there is one thing I learned being in the boy scouts and growing up on an Indian rez, it’s how to survive in the mountains and the wild. Don’t knock the scouts people, definitely enroll your children in a good scouting program. Even the Girl Scouts these days have a decent camping program assigned to them.

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The girl I’m referring to in this song is Charter Communications.

It was in the spring one sunny day
My good gal left me Lord she went away
And now she’s gone but I don’t worry
‘Cause I’m sitting on top of the world

She called me up from down in St. Louis
Said come back, daddy, Lord I need you so
And now she’s gone but I don’t worry
‘Cause I’m sitting on top of the world

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Show me a woman a man can trust
And now she’s gone but I don’t worry
‘Cause I’m sitting on top of the world

Mississippi River, long, deep and wide
The woman I’m loving is on the other side
And now she’s gone but I don’t worry
‘Cause I’m sitting on top of the world

You don’t like my peaches, don’t you shake my tree
Get out of my orchard, let my peaches be
And now she’s gone but I don’t worry
‘Cause I’m sitting on top of the world

Don’t you come here running, holding out your hand
I’ll get me a woman like you got your man
And now she’s gone but I don’t worry
‘Cause I’m sitting on top of the world

Turns out that due to some petty issues a former friend of mine has with her boyfriend going crazy over finding another guys phone number in her cellphone, that I’m being terminated from my job.

Long, and I mean extremely long story short.

She gave me her computer before Christmas to fix it. I found the issue, but couldn’t afford to fix it for her, she needed a new HDD, and if she didn’t have a copy of Windows, then she’d have to buy one. Thinking around a total of 300-400 dineros.

Cut to several months later, and several requests for her to pay up or take the PC back.

I finally get around to buying a HDD & a new copy of Windows XP for it, right around $300.00. She still never pays up on it.

Cut to early June now.

I tell her that I’m tired of dealing with this and that I just want it out of here, she says she can’t pay me but offers to let me take nude photos of her to which I decline.

A week later, he boyfriend finds my number in her cellphone from where I texted her the PC was ready and that I’d bring it in later that week. He goes psycho on my phone, while I was sleeping, saying he’s going to kill me and knows I work at Charter.

Next day, I call in to work because I didn’t want to deal with a psycho guy trying to kill me at work.

I come to work the following day, tell her that I’ll bring her PC to her on Thursday, but then Norma’s car had an issue and I had to take her to work, so I didn’t make it in to work early that day to drop off the pc at another girls desk as she told me.

Cut to an hour later while I was getting her loaded and ready to go, and I get an anonymous call telling me that the pc girl told the other girl I threatened to kill her on my personal site that required a login and a password to see all posts. (Yes, there are some posts on here that are marked private and only viewable once logged in, but never once have I ever threatened harm to any one ever.) Sure, I’ll admit I’ve said some people need to die or be hurt, but never did I say I was going to do it. It’d be like me saying “The President should be shot!” does that mean I’m going out to do it? No, that’d be stupid, just stating an opinion. No slander, defamation of character or bodily threats have ever entered this site beyond stating someone should be beat down or shot for their own idiocy.

Cut to the next day, after I took this site down for maintenance, when Schaun Gray and Maryanne Dorsey call me on a conference call to discuss “Issues at work with other employees” hiding what they were really calling me about, until I told them I was already well aware of the situation from certain people calling me to tell me how glad they were to be helpful in me losing my job.

To be honest, I feel this is reverse discrimination, and so does the department of labor and my lawyer. I filed a similar report two years ago on Chris Gabeheart, but in my case he blatantly stated on his Xanga site “I will kill you James if you talk to Ashley again” I took this issue to HR, and all they told me what that since it took place outside the work area, no email, no instant messages at work, no verbal words used at work, there is no legal issue that Charter themselves can become involved in. If I would like to further pursue it, I’d have to contact a lawyer and file a criminal complaint against Chris. But what is this that is happening to me now? I merely stated I felt someone should be shot down off their high horse, that I wouldn’t care if they’d be killed or not, but never once said I was going to do it, and Charter backs this woman completely 100% and has already filed the paperwork for my termination? Blatant reverse discrimination 100% to the max, but seeing as this is an extremely sexist society, in that a woman can never ever once do anything evil or wrong, I’m pretty certain I will be jobless the next 24 hours, if not sooner.

Fascinating, someone sympathetic to my cause told me that security is preparing for me to come in either today or tomorrow and to have the police there and have me immediately escorted off the property once I sign my termination papers and turn in my headset and badge. I hope they’re wrong about that, and that Charter does see the light and that this is a ridiculous thing going on.

I’ll move to DOS, I’ll apply for CB, I’ll do anything if it means I get to keep my job as it’s really the only thing I have to look forward to when I wake up in the morning currently.

Tsali Wasituna

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