No, seriously, I don’t know what you mean. “You know what I mean?” Is not an explination. It doesn’t convey any information at all. You would be better off saying “Eipple nip nip Karounga,” becuase at least then someone might think you’re speaking in a foreign language instead of showing your inability to convey a simple idea by saying “You know what I mean.”

Q: Mr. Truman, how would you rate your new job in Commercial Business?

A: Well James, to be honest, you know what I mean?

Q: Mr. Truman, I have no idea what you mean.

A; Yeah yeah, you know what I mean, yeah.

Q: Indeed I can assure you I don’t, but I don’t care as I’m too busy being worried about Lifetime & our employer being reverse discrimination sexist pigs.

A: Whoa, yeah, you knew exactly what I meant, know what I mean?

I am hungry now.

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JAKE! ZOMG! MORE JAKENESS!!! AIIEE!!!!

Washington, James R [8:52 PM]:
Man, I totally pulled the plug on this PC lol
Truman, Jake A [8:53 PM]:
lol
hahaha
howd that work out for you?
Washington, James R [8:54 PM]:
awesome
I was totally on a call
Washington, James R [8:56 PM]:
Jake! Jake! THE RAPTORS! They’re over in the other pod next to you! Attacking Brian’s team!
Truman, Jake A [8:57 PM]:
HOLY CRAP YOU’RE RIGHT
Truman, Jake A [9:38 PM]:
james
wake up
the raptors are upon us
Washington, James R [9:39 PM]:
ACK!
/die
I’ll throw the nesting coaches at them
Truman, Jake A [9:39 PM]:
/phoenix down
Truman, Jake A [9:58 PM]:
james
wake up
the zombies are upon us
Washington, James R [9:58 PM]:
RAPTOR ZOMBIES!
Truman, Jake A [9:59 PM]:
raptor…and zombie….have the same amount of letters
coincidence?
Washington, James R [9:59 PM]:
I don’t think so!@

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Take the starseed quiz: http://home.earthlink.net/~pleiadesx/starquiz.htm

Truman, Jake A [9:58 PM]:
38
Washington, James R [9:59 PM]:
You are not a starseed!
Truman, Jake A [9:59 PM]:
its true!
what is a starseed anywho?
Washington, James R [9:59 PM]:
someone who is from another star system in their genetic makeup
Truman, Jake A [9:59 PM]:
*GASP*
well
does having a small alien symbiote in my stomach, that sometimes takes over my bodily functions count?
Washington, James R [10:00 PM]:
I just enjoy a lot of those things, I don’t believe I’m a starseed ha
Yes, it does
Truman, Jake A [10:00 PM]:
oh shoot
Washington, James R [10:00 PM]:
Tielk
Truman, Jake A [10:00 PM]:
well if only it’d been one of the questions
no no
see
im not a jaffa
Washington, James R [10:00 PM]:
Ohhhh..
Truman, Jake A [10:00 PM]:
im a tokra
Washington, James R [10:00 PM]:
Then you are Goauld?
ah
good deal
yay Tokra!
Truman, Jake A [10:00 PM]:
yeah, its pretty much the best deal
jaffa don’t get the advantage of the cool goauld voice
goauld are evil, and prideful(and as we all know…pride is doom)
tokra are justttt about right
like mama bear
err
baby bear

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Per Jake again:

Truman, Jake A [1:01 PM]:
windows vista is idiotic. “the network settings saved, do not match the network” SO GIVE AN OPTION TO CHANGE THEM DUH! i mean seriously….who wrote that error message and thought “oh yeah…this is helpful…this is a great idea….because vista’s settings should never have to change…you should have to change the settings on the whole network! YEAH!”
it’s an ordeal to change them, should you decide to do them. why not just give the option to change?! WHY?! WHY!?

How true that is. It is much simpler to change the network settings on the router than it is to change the settings on Wireless Zero configuration.

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Washington, James R [9:19 PM]:
s……………UP……………………er
Truman, Jake A [9:19 PM]:
oh man
i totally told her wrong than
Washington, James R [9:20 PM]:
than what?
Truman, Jake A [9:23 PM]:
than ten
Truman, Jake A [9:27 PM]:
notes from my last call
No Caller On Line – VAS – no caller was online, offered telephone

on the line*
i guess i should have put
Washington, James R [9:29 PM]:
lol
indeed.
Truman, Jake A [9:29 PM]:
i am the best employee ever

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Truman, Jake A [2:26 PM]:
oooh
ahhh
Washington, James R [4:47 PM]:
http://www.spock.com/api
Truman, Jake A [6:09 PM]:
cool
everytime i verify some info on spock, it’s like i’m signing someone else’s soul away
Washington, James R [6:10 PM]:
lol
Truman, Jake A [6:31 PM]:
i love the fact that we get to teach people basic reasoning skills
“so, one looks like a phone cord, that’s probably not the power….and that other one screws in…power cords don’t screw in generally….so since there’s only one left it must be the power”

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Truman, Jake A [2:52 PM]:
a VAS tech told a customer that that due to their firewall being on, they could only send information, not recieve, so it would help them with online gaming, because they could shoot the enemy, but couldn’t get shot.

“What operating system do you have on your computer?”

“I don’t know.”

“You’re a moron and I revoke your computer privileges.”

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Truman, Jake A [6:51 PM]:
“Have you had other customer’s calling in today who’s internet is slow?”

Washington, James R [6:51 PM]:
nope

Truman, Jake A [6:51 PM]:
“Ma’am…i’m in tech support…i talk to dozens of people frmo all parts of the country every day. So yes…i have”

Washington, James R [6:51 PM]:
but I did stay at a holiday in express last night

Truman, Jake A [6:52 PM]:
“yeah but…is the internet slow? you people know that kind of thing right?”
“ma’am…the whole “internet” is not slow….”
“Well have you had peopkle calling in who are having trouble with their wireless today?”
“Ma’am…like i said…i work in tech support. that’s all i truobleshoot…is people who’s stuff is broken”
this world scares me james
these people are voting

Washington, James R [6:53 PM]:
Yes, they’re voting for Clancy Jones.

Truman, Jake A [6:54 PM]:
who is clancy jones?

Washington, James R [6:55 PM]:
I don’t know, why don’t you ask your mom? OH!!! BURN! Although, it was a lame burn

Truman, Jake A [6:55 PM]:
*Sniffle*

Washington, James R [6:56 PM]:
I’m sorry, here’s a cumquat to make up for my evilness.

Truman, Jake A [6:56 PM]:
cumqat!!!!

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Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
“There’s no way I entered that key wrong!!! F YOU F YOU!” Does your key start out with cb79 ? “………………..no………………..” Then you entered it wrong

Brooks, Camron L [11:29 AM]:
lol

Washington, James R [11:29 AM]:
30 minute call over that.

“I need you to read me off the entire list of your add remove programs”

Can’t you just tell me what I need to remove?

“No, because there are millions of programs out there that are anti-spyware/virus/etc.. therefore I need you to read me off this list.”

Wouldn’t it be easier for you to tell me what I need to remove?

“Not until you read me off that list”

Why not?

“Because I don’t know what’s on your pc.”

Why don’t you?

“Because that’s your pc, not ours.”

AOL toolbar, Aol Computer checkup, Google Toolbar, Limewire, Liveupdate, Internet Security 2006, Security Scan, Yahoo Toolbar is what she had on there

Brooks, Camron L [11:53 AM]:
good stuff
no bonzi buddy?

Washington, James R [11:54 AM]:
no, I wish though, I haven’t seen that in years
an ex gf of mine had it, she loved it, I hated it, and broke up with her because of it.

Later that day:

“I would click on that, and these things would show up” What things, and where are you clicking? “These things on this thing I clicked”

Truman, Jake A [12:03 PM]:
lol
wow
thats really impressive

Washington, James R [12:08 PM]:
can I notate an account as stupid?

Truman, Jake A [12:09 PM]:
thats one of those “this is my last day at charter” kinds of things
if i could have my way, we would all get to rate customers, rather than notate accounts
Friendliness: 3 Stupidity: 8 Completely Inane Statements: 76

Washington, James R [12:10 PM]:
ohhhhh.. that’s the most awesome thing I’ve read all week, and it’s only sunday!

Still later:

Truman, Jake A [2:45 PM]:
lol
worst logic ever: “well the computer says it can’t read the USB adapter. but the rest of the computers aren’t ahving trouble reading it”
what is her POINT?!

Washington, James R [2:48 PM]:
her point is her pc can’t read it, therefore she solved her own problem
it just hasn’t dawned on her yet.

Truman, Jake A [2:48 PM]:
it hasn’t

Even later:

Thompson, Brittany P [3:05 PM]:
lol
yea i have my credit card number and everything memorized
but hey, that’s just me… apparently the majority of the population feels differently about keeping up with important account info
or even just important contact info

Washington, James R [3:07 PM]:
important schmeortant, it doesn’t matter unless I can steal your identity
*Goes rummaging through your purse and pulls out his wig*

Thompson, Brittany P [3:14 PM]:
hmmm
i think they might notice you aren’t me
i mean the likeness IS astounding, but there are a few subtle differences that they might notice

Washington, James R [3:16 PM]:
nah, no one would notice till they try to get me into bed

Thompson, Brittany P [3:17 PM]:
LOL

Later more:

Truman, Jake A [3:14 PM]:
WHATS IN THESE WAFFLES GIR?!!!!!!!!???????

Washington, James R [3:15 PM]:
Piggy.

Truman, Jake A [3:15 PM]:
ride the pig gir! RIDE THE PIG
oh man
i got invader zim on the brain
not good
“customer, your computer is crap. im gonna sing the doom song now….”

Washington, James R [3:30 PM]:
THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENING!

Truman, Jake A [3:31 PM]:
lol
“they gots peanuts and soap in em!”

See above:

Truman, Jake A [8:44 PM]:
rofl
you missed it again
dude you gotta work on looking quickly

Washington, James R [8:46 PM]:
no
lame
lamesauce
LAMESAUCE!

Truman, Jake A [9:06 PM]:
that’s me

Washington, James R [9:08 PM]:
ZOMG! JAKE JAKE QUICK! DON’T LOOK! QUICK! REALLY! DON’T LOOK! oh no.. you looked.

That is the jest of the day’s conversations.

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Jake loves his customers. I hate his customers, and Randy sells to all of his. I want some orange juice too.

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